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why can't i be nic cage

hi my name is john egbert and i'm a 18 year old MAN who likes long walks on the beach and then fucking on said beach. jk i like movies and stuff and magic is pretty cool too! nic cage is the best don't hate, appreciate. anyways once i played a game and after it was over i kinda dropped off the face of the earth for about 5 years but now i'm back! i really want to talk to dave and rose and jade again but i've only been able to find dave for now.
(RP blog run by kokobutts, nothing is mine unless specified.)
Jun 25 '12

turntechgodbitch:

wishiwasnicolascage:

“Dave, you don’t have to baby me. I’ll be fine.”

He turns on the T.V. and adjusts himself on the couch.

“You seem more shaken up about than me.” He stops on some random channel, some stupid cooking show playing. There was nothing else on.

“If it’ll make you feel better, you can come cuddle with me again.” 

“I’m not shaken up. Why are you watching Paula Deen? She’s the antichrist.” Her sentence is punctuated with the closing of her bedroom door, and a few moments later, she reappears bare-footed and in gray sweatpants. She retrieves the bowl of gummy bears from the fridge and curls up on the couch, holding a handful of the spiked gummies toward John.

“Try ‘em.”

“There’s nothing else on. Where are the movies we rented?”

John takes the gummy bears from Dave, popping one into his mouth. The taste is strong and more vodka than gummy bear so John makes a face. 

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Jun 6 '12

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Jun 6 '12

ledroid:

p-russ:

You know what? I’m not even ashamed of this. It was bound to happen.. I know I couldn’t possibly be the only one thinking this…

just gonna bring this back

(Source: still-working-on-believing)

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Jun 6 '12

korrashorts:

ankh-the-odd:

miaman:

bolin no

That’s adorable

PRECIOUS BB. ♥♥♥

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Jun 5 '12
lord-kitschener:

needlesslydefiantwithtea:

bloodycrumpets:

BRITISH BRITISH BRITISH BRITISH  BRITISH canada eh BRITISH BRITISH

omg canada YOU DON’T EVEN GO HERE

Canada: world champion photobombers. 

lord-kitschener:

needlesslydefiantwithtea:

bloodycrumpets:

BRITISH BRITISH BRITISH BRITISH  BRITISH canada eh BRITISH BRITISH

omg canada YOU DON’T EVEN GO HERE

Canada: world champion photobombers. 

(Source: rapeme-kurt)

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Jun 5 '12

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Jun 5 '12

turntechgodbitch asked:

command anon told me i had to so i guess uh *Dave places a hand on either side of John's face and pulls him into a kiss; she pulls away after a moment, but leans in again to press her mouth to his once more. She parts his lips easily with her tongue and oh she can taste him as she caresses his tongue with her own. Reluctantly, when she realizes they'll have to breathe eventually, she pulls away, a red glow surfacing on her cheeks. A small smirk forms on her lips and she flash steps away.*

*John turns red, unsure of what just happened. He’s pretty sure he liked it however.*

wait no come back.

fuck that was lame.

Jun 5 '12

turntechgodbitch:

wishiwasnicolascage:

John presses down on the inhaler and inhales, holding his breath so the medicine would get into his lungs. He repeats that a few more times and relief washes over him. 

He stands up and grabs Dave shoulder to steady himself, still little shaky from the scare.

After a few minutes, he takes another puff of medicine to be safe.

“Thanks Dave. Hope I didn’t scare you too much…”

John laughs awkwardly.

“You did. Shit, Egbert, I didn’t want your death on my hands after seeing each other for the first time in years. You alright?” She holds John by the elbow, supporting him as she leads him to the apartment (the door left agape in Dave’s hurry) and practically pushes him down onto the couch.

“Sit. I’m gonna put the food away, and we can get around to pizza and stuff later. Take it easy, kid.”

She can feel it—the sensation as though her heart will beat its way out of her chest. With the freezer door open and blocking John’s view of her, she lets out a deep breath, shaking her head quickly and letting the cold air wash over her. A moment passes, and regrettably, Dave stacks the ice cream cartons and shuts the freezer.

“Dave, you don’t have to baby me. I’ll be fine.”

He turns on the T.V. and adjusts himself on the couch.

“You seem more shaken up about than me.” He stops on some random channel, some stupid cooking show playing. There was nothing else on.

“If it’ll make you feel better, you can come cuddle with me again.” 

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Jun 5 '12

turntechgodbitch asked:

hey egbert uh just thought youd wanna know lalonde was back

shit, are you serious?

Jun 4 '12
stylinstrider:

chosenkat:

frickingloki:

scratcher-cat:

datkarkatass:

soolooxcoopter:

sula-day:

somethingbiitchy:

3eep:

phemiec:

atrueenglishman:

Yesterday I found that someone wrote “Stay beautiful!” on the wall of a bathroom stall in red and blue marker. It highly amused me.
Why am I so stupid







oh my god



GAMZEE

IT GETS BETTER EVERY SINGLE TIME.







dkfasdjklf omg it’s back on my dash again

stylinstrider:

chosenkat:

frickingloki:

scratcher-cat:

datkarkatass:

soolooxcoopter:

sula-day:

somethingbiitchy:

3eep:

phemiec:

atrueenglishman:

Yesterday I found that someone wrote “Stay beautiful!” on the wall of a bathroom stall in red and blue marker. It highly amused me.

Why am I so stupid

oh my god

GAMZEE

IT GETS BETTER EVERY SINGLE TIME.

dkfasdjklf omg it’s back on my dash again

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